Post by Zombie Jesus on May 28, 2016 19:02:53 GMT
Wiff da silly mek getting 'imself and his favourite ship smashed up, 'Ornblowa took it upon himself to make sure der was somffing goods to tell da bozz when he gets back from refit.
'Ornblowa heard about some Wolfves nice and spead out so get da fleet together and went to go mess dem up.
Spannabreaka was told to zogg off to the side and go hunting some beaky boyz little ships as thata all he could clearly manaj. Nows to start with de 'Novas' just hid behind some roks.
Now wiff the Ork Royul dropping out some fighta cova, da Dakkaboyz and Da Rapid Squig went afta two of da qwick kroozers. Even wiff da dakka being pumped into dos krozzers all dat happened was some paint stripping( it was not red anyway soz we was helping dem out really, if ya fink about it). See somffing, dos lil' kroozers pack a punch and smashed two onslughts tay bits. Seeing all da dakka going to wrong way, ‘Ornblowa rounded up some of da meanest Nos he could find and made ‘em get into the assault pods. ‘Ornblowa was getting tired of all dis ship to ship malarkey and wanted to get der boyz in the right kinda range, choppa range. Afta Da Rapid Squig took a ‘ammering from some ‘eavy gunz in response to him launching some torps, ‘Ornblowa launched all of his Nobs. See from what I ‘ear, dos Nobs wreaked da krozzers wepin systems and covered up da enemy kaptians voidscreen forcing der two blind* beaky boys to fly straight through some roks, get smashed up and warp out.
While all of dis was going on da Gitnappers got distracted by anuffer group of ‘Novas’. Now des boyz had been paying too much attention to da pointy eared escorts, with all der werid saily stuff, and flow through some roks straight at da novas with one of der numba getting popped.
From straight ova da planet, a massive ship comes flying over and smashing da Speed Freaks almost to an ork. The last git sees da rest of da fleet has got it in hand and buggas off into da warp. Dis massive zogging ship sees the Spare Gubbinz going afta his escorts and turns towards ‘im. Da mek seeing dis does da same, silly grot. Da escorts he was chasing come round and ammer him with shots and cripple his ship.
Wiff the enemy clearly out maneuvereded, the remaining ships followin' in da wake of dat massive gunboat and finish off da escorts chasing Spannabreaka and got da mork outta dar.
* Now reader, I should say that Assault Nob Gropzag failed to find the voidscreen or windscreen in common parlance(which to be fair are common on many an ork ship). What he found was the largest monitor in the port side of the ship and welded a table over it, to stop the crew seeing ‘fings’ (obviously). Sadly the monitor in question was view port for a launch bay and so didn’t affect the Captin at all.
Outcome: Victory for da Boyz
ZJ Fleet Changes
+8 Renown
No damage to Ork Royul
Gubbinz crippled(5HP) now LD7
Dakkaboyz crippled(2 escorts left)now LD7
Speed Freaks crippled (1 escort left)now LD5
Gitnappers(2 escorts left)still LD6
Da Rapid Squig(6 HP) now LD7
Cant remember your fleet changes Kidzin
'Ornblowa heard about some Wolfves nice and spead out so get da fleet together and went to go mess dem up.
Spannabreaka was told to zogg off to the side and go hunting some beaky boyz little ships as thata all he could clearly manaj. Nows to start with de 'Novas' just hid behind some roks.
Now wiff the Ork Royul dropping out some fighta cova, da Dakkaboyz and Da Rapid Squig went afta two of da qwick kroozers. Even wiff da dakka being pumped into dos krozzers all dat happened was some paint stripping( it was not red anyway soz we was helping dem out really, if ya fink about it). See somffing, dos lil' kroozers pack a punch and smashed two onslughts tay bits. Seeing all da dakka going to wrong way, ‘Ornblowa rounded up some of da meanest Nos he could find and made ‘em get into the assault pods. ‘Ornblowa was getting tired of all dis ship to ship malarkey and wanted to get der boyz in the right kinda range, choppa range. Afta Da Rapid Squig took a ‘ammering from some ‘eavy gunz in response to him launching some torps, ‘Ornblowa launched all of his Nobs. See from what I ‘ear, dos Nobs wreaked da krozzers wepin systems and covered up da enemy kaptians voidscreen forcing der two blind* beaky boys to fly straight through some roks, get smashed up and warp out.
While all of dis was going on da Gitnappers got distracted by anuffer group of ‘Novas’. Now des boyz had been paying too much attention to da pointy eared escorts, with all der werid saily stuff, and flow through some roks straight at da novas with one of der numba getting popped.
From straight ova da planet, a massive ship comes flying over and smashing da Speed Freaks almost to an ork. The last git sees da rest of da fleet has got it in hand and buggas off into da warp. Dis massive zogging ship sees the Spare Gubbinz going afta his escorts and turns towards ‘im. Da mek seeing dis does da same, silly grot. Da escorts he was chasing come round and ammer him with shots and cripple his ship.
Wiff the enemy clearly out maneuvereded, the remaining ships followin' in da wake of dat massive gunboat and finish off da escorts chasing Spannabreaka and got da mork outta dar.
* Now reader, I should say that Assault Nob Gropzag failed to find the voidscreen or windscreen in common parlance(which to be fair are common on many an ork ship). What he found was the largest monitor in the port side of the ship and welded a table over it, to stop the crew seeing ‘fings’ (obviously). Sadly the monitor in question was view port for a launch bay and so didn’t affect the Captin at all.
Outcome: Victory for da Boyz
ZJ Fleet Changes
+8 Renown
No damage to Ork Royul
Gubbinz crippled(5HP) now LD7
Dakkaboyz crippled(2 escorts left)now LD7
Speed Freaks crippled (1 escort left)now LD5
Gitnappers(2 escorts left)still LD6
Da Rapid Squig(6 HP) now LD7
Cant remember your fleet changes Kidzin
