Post by seek on May 25, 2016 0:16:08 GMT
as pen'd by truzog da planet crasha, madgit
normally i leave da story-tellin to my writin-boyz, but dey all dead.
in fact, most of da ship is dead.
it all started so innocently; we's just sittin here, on one of dose boring "patrools" boss always goes on about, wen we 'tected some more of those cybork boyz comin wit der flash 'perial ships.
i roused da waagh up and we collected some fleetz togetha, ous was
da wizdom of zog, captained by da boss 'imself, redmaw
da treasha, kaptin'd by yours trooly
da savage escort boyz, 'umieguttas
da onslaught boyz, 'fear of armour-geddem
banner of makari, a noow kill krooza fresh from da manufactoriumry
da boss in his wizdom figure'd they were here for the planet so we set ourselves up in da bosses favorite formation "just get around me ya zoggin gits"
we had set up some mines but da 'perials must have known dey were dere because they went around 'em da cowardly gits. dey deployed der flash ships on the right side of da planet in a dense clusterzog formation with 3 kroozas, and 2 light kroozas.
we sent da savageboys to dere flanks and da onslaught boyz to head 'em den also sent da treasha, my treasha, da banna and da wizdom to shoot da 'perial clusterzog.
we got dere and dey kept launchin' fightas, was right annoyin. da orks should had space superiorority but da zoggin' boyz on my zoggin' ship kept losing all da fuel and torpedoez.
eventually doe we made a pass at 'em and tore 'em up good. da wizdom was infront and our first charge made a decent dent in der 'invincible' 'perial armor. we figured dey would give up after gittin' such a poundin but they kept pressin' for da planet's edge so we yanked the ship around to give 'em anotha go. da onslaughtboyz got torn up and chikkin'd out, but we, da wizdom, da 'umieguttas and da banna stayed to give 'em a good fight.
da banna and da wizdom started a long turnabout to re-engage and me and da savageboyz wheeled around ta give chase.
we chased 'em all da way to da planet's edge, shootin' as we went. dey kept turnin' der ships to shoot back but eventually we had done some 'eavy damage. as dey approached da planet dey had lost a krooza or two and da rest of dem were not in grate shape. dey was madboyz and decided to press to land dere troopz on the surface. i was da furst in and i managed to zog two of da wounded ones with the front of me ship, but one transport slipped outta my zoggin' path and den well, da planet got in da zoggin' way.
i herd outta da remnant of da speaka dat dey got da last transport before da rest of da boyz hit the planet doe. good thing too, or we'd be down most of the fleetz.
my ship's a zoggin reck and i can hear da 'perials shootin their lasaguns outside. 'spite that
it was a good fight.
mechanicus Pyrrhic victory; planet was taken but mechanicus fleet totally destroyed.
ork ships destroyed: truzog's treasha after colliding with planet
ork ships crippled: banna of makari, 'umiegutta skwadron(savages), fear of armour-geddem skwadron(onslaughts)
renown gain (seek): 11
renown gain (krieg) 0
normally i leave da story-tellin to my writin-boyz, but dey all dead.
in fact, most of da ship is dead.
it all started so innocently; we's just sittin here, on one of dose boring "patrools" boss always goes on about, wen we 'tected some more of those cybork boyz comin wit der flash 'perial ships.
i roused da waagh up and we collected some fleetz togetha, ous was
da wizdom of zog, captained by da boss 'imself, redmaw
da treasha, kaptin'd by yours trooly
da savage escort boyz, 'umieguttas
da onslaught boyz, 'fear of armour-geddem
banner of makari, a noow kill krooza fresh from da manufactoriumry
da boss in his wizdom figure'd they were here for the planet so we set ourselves up in da bosses favorite formation "just get around me ya zoggin gits"
we had set up some mines but da 'perials must have known dey were dere because they went around 'em da cowardly gits. dey deployed der flash ships on the right side of da planet in a dense clusterzog formation with 3 kroozas, and 2 light kroozas.
we sent da savageboys to dere flanks and da onslaught boyz to head 'em den also sent da treasha, my treasha, da banna and da wizdom to shoot da 'perial clusterzog.
we got dere and dey kept launchin' fightas, was right annoyin. da orks should had space superiorority but da zoggin' boyz on my zoggin' ship kept losing all da fuel and torpedoez.
eventually doe we made a pass at 'em and tore 'em up good. da wizdom was infront and our first charge made a decent dent in der 'invincible' 'perial armor. we figured dey would give up after gittin' such a poundin but they kept pressin' for da planet's edge so we yanked the ship around to give 'em anotha go. da onslaughtboyz got torn up and chikkin'd out, but we, da wizdom, da 'umieguttas and da banna stayed to give 'em a good fight.
da banna and da wizdom started a long turnabout to re-engage and me and da savageboyz wheeled around ta give chase.
we chased 'em all da way to da planet's edge, shootin' as we went. dey kept turnin' der ships to shoot back but eventually we had done some 'eavy damage. as dey approached da planet dey had lost a krooza or two and da rest of dem were not in grate shape. dey was madboyz and decided to press to land dere troopz on the surface. i was da furst in and i managed to zog two of da wounded ones with the front of me ship, but one transport slipped outta my zoggin' path and den well, da planet got in da zoggin' way.
i herd outta da remnant of da speaka dat dey got da last transport before da rest of da boyz hit the planet doe. good thing too, or we'd be down most of the fleetz.
my ship's a zoggin reck and i can hear da 'perials shootin their lasaguns outside. 'spite that
it was a good fight.
mechanicus Pyrrhic victory; planet was taken but mechanicus fleet totally destroyed.
ork ships destroyed: truzog's treasha after colliding with planet
ork ships crippled: banna of makari, 'umiegutta skwadron(savages), fear of armour-geddem skwadron(onslaughts)
renown gain (seek): 11
renown gain (krieg) 0
