Post by seek on May 13, 2016 21:04:10 GMT
dem elder boys been runnin' amok in er space boss, recently dey hit our minin' place. we had a bunch of yer ships on standby der because we 'dentified it as an important industiyeral centa. don't shoot da messengeah boss but dey made off with some of er guns.
oo knows what dey want wif em, considerin dey got dose flash ships of ders, but you never do know wit da long ear ones, do ya?
we deployed yer fleet of miteeh ships consistin' of
wildkard, kaptin'd by your frend dat mekboss grotchukka
dose "fear of armour-geddem" boyz
too roks dat call demselves the "tumblas"
den two savage skwadrons, da "umieguttas" and "dakkagits"
da elder deployed some of their big white ones, and some small white ones. we woulda wrote down da names for ya so you could get ya vengeance but ya know how fast dey go. anyways.
once we 'tected 'em we spread our forces out in a pattern to pravent dem from escapin' but you know dose elders, always mukkin' about on the path o' least resistance, da grots.
dey 'ployed der ships on da far left flank of our boys and tried ta run 'em past, but we got our armour-geddem boyz in der quick and laid into dere big ship. really tore it up.
unforchoonately, de rest of yur ships didn't mange to get der in time to prevent dem from running away. after a bit of time da big one ran off to the left and seperated from the small ones, den da small ones got away too boss.
anyways, some of our boyz got some 'sperience in combat and we didn't lose much save a single 'slaught (ran into a rok, da git) and a pile o' gunz, so before ya rip my arms off consida dat it could'a been much worse!
battel report penned by grinmek, humbel servant of grotchukka
P.S. i need dese arms, if you wanta kill somebody kill grotchukka he's da sponsible one! sides 'e could shell out sum teef for a new one anyway dat bad moon git!
battle results +0 for orks +5 for elder boyz
+1 LD to fear of armour-geddem, +1 LD for dakkagits
expert gunners on striking falcon
reaper's chariot wraithship crippled
oo knows what dey want wif em, considerin dey got dose flash ships of ders, but you never do know wit da long ear ones, do ya?
we deployed yer fleet of miteeh ships consistin' of
wildkard, kaptin'd by your frend dat mekboss grotchukka
dose "fear of armour-geddem" boyz
too roks dat call demselves the "tumblas"
den two savage skwadrons, da "umieguttas" and "dakkagits"
da elder deployed some of their big white ones, and some small white ones. we woulda wrote down da names for ya so you could get ya vengeance but ya know how fast dey go. anyways.
once we 'tected 'em we spread our forces out in a pattern to pravent dem from escapin' but you know dose elders, always mukkin' about on the path o' least resistance, da grots.
dey 'ployed der ships on da far left flank of our boys and tried ta run 'em past, but we got our armour-geddem boyz in der quick and laid into dere big ship. really tore it up.
unforchoonately, de rest of yur ships didn't mange to get der in time to prevent dem from running away. after a bit of time da big one ran off to the left and seperated from the small ones, den da small ones got away too boss.
anyways, some of our boyz got some 'sperience in combat and we didn't lose much save a single 'slaught (ran into a rok, da git) and a pile o' gunz, so before ya rip my arms off consida dat it could'a been much worse!
battel report penned by grinmek, humbel servant of grotchukka
P.S. i need dese arms, if you wanta kill somebody kill grotchukka he's da sponsible one! sides 'e could shell out sum teef for a new one anyway dat bad moon git!
battle results +0 for orks +5 for elder boyz
+1 LD to fear of armour-geddem, +1 LD for dakkagits
expert gunners on striking falcon
reaper's chariot wraithship crippled