Post by Zombie Jesus on May 11, 2016 22:18:26 GMT
AAR
Ya see da Kaptian had a plan. Grubshank wouldn't normaley listened to da git but Spannabreaka backed da Kaptian up, ruddy squig grub.
Nows the plan was to get some stoopid grot to sit on a ship and make a loada noise while flowing around 'Badlanding', you make it clear he was here for a scrap.
See da idea was to piss of some pointy ears and draw them in nice and close.
Then, at the drop of grot, the ship da 'Speciul Delivury' would use the BIG RED BUTTON to shoot away to safety and leave da posh boyz high and dry but drawing dim closer to da fleet.
Nows once da bait had shot off da rest of da boyz would move in. Da Kaptain would send some of his best mega armoured nobs to kill all the krew on the flagship, Spannabreaka would use his Zzap guns to knock out the pansys engines while the Dakkaboys Onslaught skwadron and the 'Mekaniaks' with their Grunt Assault boats would sweep up the speedy buggers left over.
Well that's not how it went down. Da first bit went off without a hitch and nuffin else.
See da mad pansys shoot forward straight towards da stoopid grots after they dropped a zogging lot of mines to cover da arses.
After a brief flash and a 'ail of gun fire da 'Speciul Delivury' had gone pop
Nows da mines did do somefuggin, 2 of da weedy escorts got blown to gorkamorka.
Da rest of the boys were ready for a scarp but the pointy eared pricks spun up their webways and ran away, so clearly wes won this one as Orks never lose.
Spannabreaka was pissed to hear we had got one of da ships blown up but saw da leftover hulk flowing around and said 'I got plans for dat'
Outcome- Pointy ear victory
ZJ Fleet Changes
+3 Renown
Speciul Delivery destroyed- replaced by Revenge of da Papergrot
Dakkaboys +1 leadership
Mekaniaks +1 leadership
Griff Fleet Changes
+8 Renown
(+1 LD)
Badlanding(Civilised World) raided
Swords of Vaul (crippled)-1 leadership
